Thursday, May 7, 2015

So Long Fellas

I Hate being Hassled & Picked on
Beng a Gimp, Disabled, Handicapped, Whatever
& Small in Stature; I have experienced more than my share
I was walking down a supermarket aisle tonight 
when I noticed 2 "Rustic" guys walking behind me.
They weren't much bigger than me and were half in the bag
As they got to me, they started Talking Trash about wanting my nice shirt 
I don't think they were being nasty & just joking around
But I was simply not having any of what they were selling
In my best Low 'Command Voice' I said
"Are You Done?"
Their eyes got real big and they both leaned back
"Yes sir, we are"
"Well Good then, Gentlemen have a Nice Evening"
and I walked away as they quickly headed to check out