Tuesday, September 20, 2022

My Only Deer

Let me tell you a rather long story about paper plates and hunting

Massachusetts, where i am from

(Yes, i am not just a Yankee i am a Durn Yankee)

has a "Paraplegic Deer Hunt" for disabled hunters every fall

I went several times and enjoyed myself

One year in particular i missed two easy shots

So they took me aside and put out a paper plate to aim at which i easily hit

Al, one of the Volunteers said

"Well, if we can put a paper plate on the side of a Deer 

Smitty has it made"


The last day, late afternoon, they sent me off to a good spot

it was a place that overlooked a former Pond that was now all High weeds

I could hear a deer moving off to my left; but being a gimp there was no way i could go after it

Soon it walked out of the path to my, a left a good ways away but within range

It stopped with its head behind a large tree, but its body visible for a shot

sitting, using my knee as a brace, i took a shot

Now I had seen two misses and those deer had run like they were on fire

This one "Loped" making measured and slow effort to move

I took two more, unsuccessful, shots; but it went off into the woods

The Volunteers and state official had heard my shots and showed up en mass

I told them what happened and they trudged off to find my wounded deer

I could hear them talking and someone asked AL if they should keep looking

He replied "Not based on Smitty's track record"

All of a Sudden Al Yelled

"Look at the size of that --- Doe!!!!"

They found a 200 pound doe that lay down and died

It took four of them to carry it out


When they butchered it at the camp

there were two pellets of Buckshot in its Heart

It had slowly bled out as it ran

(I Still have those two pellets somewhere)